Thursday, September 12, 2013

Take That Pauline

This whole Quebec Charter of Values is a bummer.  It's so bad it got me to resurrect a term from the 60s.  Must lift spirits.  I know, let's see what God's been up to.  From the Tweet of God:

-  Already got my new iPhone5S.  Got it from Steve Jobs himself.

-  The mainstream media is exactly what the mainstream public deserves.

-  The entire universe was created for one species on one planet who correctly believe in an invisible entity.

-  Seize the day.  Then make it pay for what it did to you.

-  I already know what you want.  So why do I make you pray?  Because I want to hear you say it, Bitches!

-  Australia, this (election of Tony Abbott) is exactly why I put you where I don't have to look at you.

-  Sitting here re-reading the Bible.  Man, I was crazy then.

-  It's never too late to give up.

-  "If you created the earth in six days, why are some fossils over 500-million years old?"  Because shut up.

-  So many Jehovah's Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah's Evidence.

-  Why don't people who cite Bible verses ever cite Genesis 19:30-38 where Lot's daughters get him drunk and fuck him?

-  Don't think that summer ends this (Labour Day) weekend.  The truth is that, thanks to you, summer won't be ending for a long, long time.

-  Increased U.S. involvement in the Middle East is always a good idea.

-  Life is funny:  one day you're a nobody, the next you still are.

-  I work in mysterious ways, if at all.

-  Never forget that your Heavenly Father loves you and watches over you and is extremely disappointed in what you've done with your life.

-  Inner peace requires outer up-shutting.

-  You'll have much better odds looking for the meaninglessness of life.

-  In a court of law you're innocent until proven guilty.  In life you're innocent until you commit a crime.  Note the difference.

-  Changing religions is like switching cigarette brands.

-  People who don't get sarcasm are very, very, very, very smart.


1 comment:

LeDaro said...

"If you created the earth in six days, why are some fossils over 500-million years old?" Because shut up.

There God is not explaining the time. According to some 6 days equals 6 billion ( or trillion?)years in terms of universal time.:) The time does not exist as we see it and you have explained it well in the past.