|Little Bundles of Instant Sunshine|
He's a full admiral in the U.S. Navy and the second-in-command of America's nuclear strike arsenal and now he's been implicated in a casino gambling scandal.
It began with the discovery of "a significant monetary amount" in counterfeit chips at the Horseshoe Casino in Council Bluffs, Iowa.
Somehow, as yet unexplained, Admiral Tim Giardina was implicated. He's now the subject of a Naval Criminal Investigation Service probe.
Admiral Tim's boss, U.S. Air Force general Bob Kehler figured it might be a good idea to relieve the admiral from his duties for a while.