Has Trump Gone "Full Bunker"?

Things aren't going well for the very stable genius, el Presidente Donaldo Trump.
Not well at all.

Son in law Jared has lost his top secret security clearance which means he'll have to bring peace to the Middle East with one hand tied firmly behind his back. Worse still, there are 29 other top White House personnel who have also had their top secret clearances downgraded. That's 30 in all. That's a lot. Some of them may be just administrative staffers but there's bound to be a few players in a cohort that size.

Then there are dark clouds on the horizon -  the Mueller investigation with Manafort aide, Rick Gates, cutting a plea bargain deal. It's even rumoured that all or most of the charges against him may be dropped which suggests that's one very cooperative witness giving blue ribbon evidence against people whose loyalty Trump desperately needs.

Trump is once again barking mad at his very own attorney-general, Jeff Beauregard Sessions. Once again, Trump stops short of firing Sessions and Sessions stops short of resigning. There's a back story there that may some day come out.

And there's the resignation of Trump's loyal handmaiden, Hope Hicks. She's had at least one round of talks with Mueller's investigators and spent a gruelling 9 hours being questioned by the House Intelligence Committee on Tuesday which has to be an ordeal for a 29-year old neophyte. Hicks told the committee that she sometimes dropped the odd "white lie" on behalf of the White House and her boss.

Word is that Trump was furious about the "white lie" admission and took Hicks on a guided tour of the presidential woodshed on her return which may have been the last straw for the former model turned communications director.

Then on Wednesday Trump fired a rocket up the ass of congressional Republicans when he reversed his former stance and demanded some sort of real gun control legislation. It's said they could hear the sound of Republican sphincters snapping shut all the way to Capitol Hill. The Official Sponsor of the Republican Party, the National Rifle Association, apparently suffered a pulmonary misfire. Blood was seen to pour from Wayne LaPierre's eye sockets.

There's a haunted look on the face of the perpetually sleep deprived Mango Mussolini. Reliable sources claim he's taken to keeping a shotgun beneath his bed to deal with the pack of wolves he hears late at night circling in the Rose Garden. Putin no longer takes his pre-dawn calls. Jared's high school acne is back and Ivanka was caught carrying a Paraguayan passport in the name of Delores Drumpf.

Hard times in the bunker. What comes next?
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