The Mango Mussolini Wants Himself a Parade

Not for nothing is he called the "Cheeto Benito" or the "Mango Mussolini."

Now America's own El Douchie, Donald J. Trump has ordered the Pentagon to arrange a yuuge military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue, something to outdo Macron's Bastille Day parade in Paris. He wants the whole deal - troops, tanks, formations of America's best warplanes flying overhead.

Think of it as America's way of thanking Donald Trump for his service. He is, after all, the commander in chief you know, always ready to throw a snappy salute whenever he sees one of his minions in uniform. It wasn't always that way
of course. When it was Donald's turn to serve, during Vietnam, Trump was scoring Cheney-class draft deferments, five of them. Seems he had heel spurs (hey, Trump booster, Rush Limbaugh got out of the draft due to supposed anal cysts - that obviously still plague him). But let bygones be bygones. Trump loves the military now - at least from a safe distance.

It seems the parade will be staged on the 4th of July. Pentagon planners are racing against the clock to figure out how to do a world-beating military parade. Fortunately they don't have to re-invent the wheel. Just do what these other great world leaders did.