No secret that the Republicans are in a jam - truly deep kimchee. It's gotten to the point where even Mitt Romney and Jeb Bush are swallowing Xanax by the handful in order to endorse Ted Cruz for their party's nomination. Their suffering is almost unbearable to watch.
That got me to thinking about how to rescue the Republicans from themselves. Then it dawned on me. How about this for a ticket?
Natural-born Cheech for president, Chong for veep. Damn! It turns out that the US Constitution restricts both slots to natural-born Americans. Sort of rules out Vancouver-born Tommy Chong.
Okay, I'm tapped out. Your turn. Who would you suggest for the Republican ticket? Remember, be creative.