That got me to thinking about how to rescue the Republicans from themselves. Then it dawned on me. How about this for a ticket?
Natural-born Cheech for president, Chong for veep. Damn! It turns out that the US Constitution restricts both slots to natural-born Americans. Sort of rules out Vancouver-born Tommy Chong.
Okay, I'm tapped out. Your turn. Who would you suggest for the Republican ticket? Remember, be creative.
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Mutt and Jeff
Sarah Palin and Sharon Angle... the GOP deserves it...
Anon 1:57 - line drawing characters not permitted
Anon 3:08 - I see what you're getting at but insufficient name recognition for a late start, come from behind bid.
They probably need to be Republicans and I can't imagine that Cheech and Chong would ever admit that.
I think they should draft Governor Sam Brownback of Kansas with Bobby Jindal as his veep. Both true conservatives who have ably demonstrated the ability to fuck up a two car funeral, together they'd be the dream team of the 27%.
Its obvious, job one is terrorism. So a Steven Segal, Chuck Norris ticket would scare the terrorists so bad they would never cash a CIA cheque again.
Stephen Colbert and Samantha Bee. He is a natural-born American with impeccable conservative credentials. Oh sure it was satire but honestly, how can you tell? And she would be perfect to confuse all those wild-eyed feminists who plan to vote for the former First Lady.
I thought Ted Cruz was born in Calgary? If so, he can't be a 'natural-born American'.
Samantha Bee is also Canadian !
michelle Bachman and Hermann Cainn
Joel Olsteen and Paris Hilton
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